So, in a couple of short days, I’m going to be reliving an Asher Roth song, and going on the adventure of a typical college spring break in…Puerto Rico!! There will be dancing, and beaches, and girls, and sharks, and gnashing jaws, and those horrible little shark eyes, and razor-sharp fins, and no mercy, and bloodthirstiness, and opposable thumbs?maybeOhgodIhopetheyhaven’tevolved.
Luckily, the dolphins of Puerto Rico are famous for fighting the sharks away – the ‘Power Rangers’ were actually modeled after them. Unluckily, the show Yugi-Oh was also modeled after them, and the dolphins’ fighting style relies heavily on playing cards, spiky hair, and an offensively metrosexual fashion sense.
So, since I’ll be gone for a bit, I wanted to go ahead and commemorate some of the great images that Sarcastic Seduction has shared with the world over the past couple of months. I’ll choose one image from each week!!!
Innapropriate Inner Child – Whiskey and power rangers is how I get to sleep 11 times out of 8. (Click on image to view the You can be any age on the Internet! post)
Valentine’s Therapy Card – This seemed to be a fan favorite of the week. (Click on image to view Valentines Day for the Emotionally Unstable)
Thanks guys! I’ll see you in a bit. You know the recap episodes of television shows that everybody hates, but still watches, because there is a bit of original content among the useless recap content? This is the original content. This right here. Oh, come on – don’t be mad.